PANIC LEVEL
42%

I don't know why either

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   HELP ME PLEASE

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Hi, I'm Costa. I make questionable games.

Boris: "He's at least 50"

37 year old game developer

Current status: Learning what a game engine is

Games published: 1

Money left: $0.37

ACTUALLY MADE A GAME

[ ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED ]

After 5 days of panic, I finally made something

Boris is shocked

▶ PLAY GAMES NOW ( Only 1 game but still counts )

⚠ WARNING: Games may contain:

  • Questionable code quality
  • Panic-driven development
  • Boris's harsh critiques

COMING SOON™

Game in: 72:00:00
  • Existential Crisis Simulator [0% complete]
    Delayed: Still having the crisis
  • Boris's Revenge [Boris: "Make it 200% complete"]
    Delayed: Boris ate the design docs
  • Click The Thing [-5% complete]
    Delayed: Can't find the thing

Games coming soon™ (when I figure out what a sprite is)

WHAT IS THIS

I bought this domain at 3am

I spent $99 I don't have on this domain

Now I have to make games

How hard can it be?

BORIS CORNER

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Your code is garbage

DEVELOPER DIARY

Day 1: Bought domain
Day 2: Realized I can't code
Day 3: Boris won't stop laughing
Day 4: You are here
Day 5: Still no games...